So prepare to have your brains rigged. Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray!
I'm not here for applause. I'm a little bit different than the other magicians you'll see tonight.
In fact, I'm not planning on doing any magic. At all. Instead, I want to do a little thing I call... drilling a hole in my head.
Now, according to my research, there's a narrow angle where one can drill into the skull, missing all the vital parts of the brain. Now, I've been informed by my medical team that I may lose one of my senses, leaving me with only five. I'm no longer special in any way.
Yes. Just like one of you. So... cross your fingers for me.
Oh, and parents, if you have small children with you, you might want to lift them up so they can see better. All right. Without further delay, let's change everything.
Thank you. Hey, when did you guys get here? Oh, I left my drill. I left my drill out there.
Ooh, boobies.
That's why he's a star, ladies and gentlemen! Steve Grimmett! Let's hear it!